Melvyn Hayes Movies

A bumbling US marine Captain is assigned to retrieve a space capsule from a despotic African ruler.

A doctor fathers 837 brilliant sons through an artificial insemination program, and every woman wants a donation.

An errant cricket ball causes mayhem as the gang try to recover it.

A little girl accidentally breaks her mother's favourite ornament and goes hop-picking to replace it.

The evil brother of Richard the Lionheart is holding the king for ransom, and only Robin Hood and his band of merry men can save him...for a small...

In 1727, an Arab colt is born with the signs of the wheat ear and the white spot on his heel: evil and good. And thus begins the life of Sham. He is...

Gormless 25 year-old Cardew, wealthy beneficiary of the Robinson Will, should have left St. Fanny's School many years ago. However, seedy headmaster...

Anachronism-laden historic sitcom in which a Roman businessman is conned into putting up a muscle-bound poet against a top gladiator in order to get...

Harry Shelton is a brutal thug. When Tommy Baxter is found badly beaten up, needing 47 stitches, Shelton and Joe German were seen close by. With...

A famed trumpet player is suspected of murdering a blues singer. Using only two minor clues, he narrows the suspects to four people, but only after...

Toby tries on a dummy ape skin which is intended for the local jumble sale, and is mistaken for a real ape which has escaped from a travelling...

Two men who are nextdoor neighbors constantly battle it out over seemingly trivial offenses. Their wives, on the other hand, are best of friends. The...

During WWII, a German garrison is stationed in the small French town of Mereux. French local Maria falls in love with a German captain. However, the...

An artist from Continental Europe arrives in England and proceeds to cause havoc.

The story revolves around the Dinky Doos, a provincial musical troupe living from hand to mouth.

In a world of Love, Lies, and Prejudice; a "hard-faced" strip club owner Tim struggles to deal with his sexuality. It becomes troublesome when Tims...

An incompetent boarding school headmaster, Professor Jim Edwards, devises a bizarre plot to raise the profile of his boarding school, and thus save...